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Monday, December 7, 2009

How many women does it take to unscrew Tiger's lightbulb?

You've heard of a "punch line" - in any joke, it delivers the laugh. So, how about a "punch question?" How many women does it take to uscrew Tiger's lightbulb?

Rats! Just when we were embracing Pro golfer Woods' ocho ALLEGED on-the-side romances, up pops number nine! Think of the 2-cubed possibilities:
"Say it eight so, Tiger!" "Eight is enough." "The Octoman." "Mr. Eight Iron."
And my personal favorite: "Grrrr8!!

Tiger has always insisted he wanted to own all of golf's records ... but who is he REALLY chasing ... Jack Nicklaus ... or Arnild Palmer?

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